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A maneuver usually pulled off in a busy nightclub, lounge or bar whereas a male rubs his Junk on the booty (behind, butt, cakes, etc.) of an unsuspecting target, (usually female) as he passes behind her on the way to his destination. Reaching this destination is not the aim of the maneuver, solely the excuse for it. The sketchiness factor falls if said gentlemen uses a diffusing statement such as "pardon me" or "it's so crowded in here" as he passes. However, this move is not to be used by an amateur as it is easily confused with sexual assault.
Vic: This bar is great, I just did a junkrub on that hot girl over there
Raj: Dude, I think she caught you
Vic: How do you mean?
Raj: She's looking over here at you disgusted
Vic: Who me? No.
Junkrub by M.Jeezy October 23, 2009
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junkrubber 

A derogatory name for a person who sits around and rubs their "junk". Another name for someone who would be considered a "tool bag", loser, dork, or hoser.
That guy that just tried hittin on my girl! What a junkrubber! My buddy paul and I were just sittin around, drinkin some beers, and some junkrubber just came over and tried bumin a beer! That junkrubber needs to go buy his own damn beer!
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junkubine 

A really sexy woman who looks a little ragged & dangerous like she might be a junkie.
"Hey, check out that junkubine at the bar."
junkubine by Brisby March 11, 2004

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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