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A maneuver usually pulled off in a busy nightclub, lounge or bar whereas a male rubs his Junk on the booty (behind, butt, cakes, etc.) of an unsuspecting target, (usually female) as he passes behind her on the way to his destination. Reaching this destination is not the aim of the maneuver, solely the excuse for it. The sketchiness factor falls if said gentlemen uses a diffusing statement such as "pardon me" or "it's so crowded in here" as he passes. However, this move is not to be used by an amateur as it is easily confused with sexual assault.
Vic: This bar is great, I just did a junkrub on that hot girl over there
Raj: Dude, I think she caught you
Vic: How do you mean?
Raj: She's looking over here at you disgusted
Vic: Who me? No.
Junkrub by M.Jeezy October 23, 2009
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junkrubber 

A derogatory name for a person who sits around and rubs their "junk". Another name for someone who would be considered a "tool bag", loser, dork, or hoser.
That guy that just tried hittin on my girl! What a junkrubber! My buddy paul and I were just sittin around, drinkin some beers, and some junkrubber just came over and tried bumin a beer! That junkrubber needs to go buy his own damn beer!
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A really sexy woman who looks a little ragged & dangerous like she might be a junkie.
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junkubine by Brisby March 11, 2004

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Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
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FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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