Junkrub

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A maneuver usually pulled off in a busy nightclub, lounge or bar whereas a male rubs his Junk on the booty (behind, butt, cakes, etc.) of an unsuspecting target, (usually female) as he passes behind her on the way to his destination. Reaching this destination is not the aim of the maneuver, solely the excuse for it. The sketchiness factor falls if said gentlemen uses a diffusing statement such as "pardon me" or "it's so crowded in here" as he passes. However, this move is not to be used by an amateur as it is easily confused with sexual assault.

Vic: This bar is great, I just did a junkrub on that hot girl over there
Raj: Dude, I think she caught you
Vic: How do you mean?
Raj: She's looking over here at you disgusted
Vic: Who me? No.

Junkrub by M.Jeezy October 23, 2009

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junkrubber

A derogatory name for a person who sits around and rubs their "junk". Another name for someone who would be considered a "tool bag", loser, dork, or hoser.

That guy that just tried hittin on my girl! What a junkrubber! My buddy paul and I were just sittin around, drinkin some beers, and some junkrubber just came over and tried bumin a beer! That junkrubber needs to go buy his own damn beer!

junkrubber by Michael Gianechini April 28, 2008

Related Words

Junkrub • junkrubber • junkubine • junk rug • Junk rush

junkubine

A really sexy woman who looks a little ragged & dangerous like she might be a junkie.

"Hey, check out that junkubine at the bar."

junkubine by Brisby March 11, 2004

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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