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A maneuver usually pulled off in a busy nightclub, lounge or bar whereas a male rubs his Junk on the booty (behind, butt, cakes, etc.) of an unsuspecting target, (usually female) as he passes behind her on the way to his destination. Reaching this destination is not the aim of the maneuver, solely the excuse for it. The sketchiness factor falls if said gentlemen uses a diffusing statement such as "pardon me" or "it's so crowded in here" as he passes. However, this move is not to be used by an amateur as it is easily confused with sexual assault.
Vic: This bar is great, I just did a junkrub on that hot girl over there
Raj: Dude, I think she caught you
Vic: How do you mean?
Raj: She's looking over here at you disgusted
Vic: Who me? No.
Junkrub by M.Jeezy October 23, 2009
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junkrubber 

A derogatory name for a person who sits around and rubs their "junk". Another name for someone who would be considered a "tool bag", loser, dork, or hoser.
That guy that just tried hittin on my girl! What a junkrubber! My buddy paul and I were just sittin around, drinkin some beers, and some junkrubber just came over and tried bumin a beer! That junkrubber needs to go buy his own damn beer!
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junkubine 

A really sexy woman who looks a little ragged & dangerous like she might be a junkie.
"Hey, check out that junkubine at the bar."
junkubine by Brisby March 11, 2004

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026