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loife = life, in the language created by dumbass highschool kids sometimes know as goo mehns
loife is loife and loife is noice
loife by L0nd0n May 31, 2006
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loife (= love and life): (to) build a hut on solid ground and defend it against time and highs and lows
I loife here in the face of madness
loife by Krkič April 5, 2019
Loife means loli life as in a guy / girl who lives his / her life to the fullest only thinking about children and having to go at them without having any relation to other sexual needs except to children.
i wasted all my life living a Loife
Being the largest loser in Jeopardy
'LOIFE, JEOPARDY ISN'T HARD!"
Loife by DaDictionaryBroski February 13, 2021

Loike for Loife 

Three words that completly describe the greatest partnership in the history of the world. Truly Masterclass and was
apparently created by the owners of Gormville to show the lesser peasants their absolute and utter coolness and the strength of their friendship!
Random hot girl says "I heard that those two people over there are such good friends that they have a cool saying that proves it! It goes something like'' loike for loife.'' I think their names are Johnny and Claire".

da pew pew loife 

da pew pew loife, also the manliest man ever, is a very well known man who calls close people to him either "vro", "komrade" or "Vromie", very manly and spams the words "yos" and "pew" a lot, a very manly man nevertheless.
Hey man have you seen da pew pew loife ?
Hell yeah he spammed yos and xd yesterday!
i know right, he's very manly.
da pew pew loife by an0niim0u55 February 15, 2018