seattle switch

While a male and female are engaging in sexual intercouse using the doggy style position, the man very quickly pulls out, and his friend (standing by and ready to go) inserts into the female, male #1 runs outside and around to the window and waves at his female partner as she is being nailed by male #2.

Alex: Hey man I'm going to rail my girlfriend tonight, do you wanna pull the seattle switch on her with me?
Drew: Hell yeah bro.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Alex: AW YEAH BABY
Woman: GIVE IT TO ME
Alex: (pulls out quickly)
Drew: (quickly inserts)
Alex: (runs out of room)
WOMAN: YEEEESSSSS
Alex: (waving through the window from outside)
WOMAN: WHAT THE F$%&!!!!!!
Drew and Alex: hahahahaha

seattle switch by niggy johnson September 19, 2009

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seattle switcharoo

masturbating opposite handed with hand upside down.

Tired of the same old routine, Greg decided to spice things up by trying the seattle switcharoo.

seattle switcharoo by twicenightly May 13, 2009

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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