WUJO 

WUJO is the commonly abbreviated moniker for a specific string of events: "wake up, jack off." In the same vein as the JOPO (jack off, pass out) method, WUJO is perhaps the equal and opposite reactive technique.

In the early hours of the day, a male utilizes his God-given morning wood as surefire masturbation material. This ejaculative process invigorates the male, providing a spring board on which to start a healthy, active day.

"Friends, I start every productive day with a hearty 8-minute WUJO session."

WUJO by Benjamin Lean Dover December 9, 2009

WUJOJOPO 

"Wake up, jerk off, jerk off, pass out"

Commonly used as a weight cutting technique, to procrastibate your work, or to rid your blue balls from the weekend.

Hey Matt! It's 7:00pm, where've you been all day?
I spent the day doing back-to-back WUJOJOPOs.
Well, it is Sunday.

OR

Why did god rest on the seventh day?
He needed to WUJOJOPO.
Oh.

WUJOJOPO by Champ18 February 18, 2017