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WUJO is the commonly abbreviated moniker for a specific string of events: "wake up, jack off." In the same vein as the JOPO (jack off, pass out) method, WUJO is perhaps the equal and opposite reactive technique.

In the early hours of the day, a male utilizes his God-given morning wood as surefire masturbation material. This ejaculative process invigorates the male, providing a spring board on which to start a healthy, active day.
"Friends, I start every productive day with a hearty 8-minute WUJO session."
by Benjamin Lean Dover December 09, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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