WUJO 

WUJO is the commonly abbreviated moniker for a specific string of events: "wake up, jack off." In the same vein as the JOPO (jack off, pass out) method, WUJO is perhaps the equal and opposite reactive technique.

In the early hours of the day, a male utilizes his God-given morning wood as surefire masturbation material. This ejaculative process invigorates the male, providing a spring board on which to start a healthy, active day.

"Friends, I start every productive day with a hearty 8-minute WUJO session."

WUJO by Benjamin Lean Dover December 9, 2009

WUJOJOPO 

"Wake up, jerk off, jerk off, pass out"

Commonly used as a weight cutting technique, to procrastibate your work, or to rid your blue balls from the weekend.

Hey Matt! It's 7:00pm, where've you been all day?
I spent the day doing back-to-back WUJOJOPOs.
Well, it is Sunday.

OR

Why did god rest on the seventh day?
He needed to WUJOJOPO.
Oh.

WUJOJOPO by Champ18 February 18, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004