Skip to main content
If you found this. You know who made it.
jbanksey by Poppy head July 8, 2021
Related Words

Jbano syndrome 

A syndrome of a consumerism-driven "just buy a new one" lifestyle. A major causation factor of the National Debt, instances of this horridly-wasteful debacle can often be solved with as little as a few minutes of simple cleaning/repair-work, or a far-less-expensive used item can be procured. Long live thrift stores!
Jbano syndrome also has a kissing-cousin disorder known as Jbao ("Just buy another one") syndrome, which similarly involves needlessly purchasing one or more additional items, but for an even more pathetically-lame reason --- where the former unwise practice results from an item's being presently unusable due to actual damage, wear, soiling, or malfunction, Jbao syndrome stems from the original item's merely being presently inaccessible, such as from falling into a crack in the floor or behind a piece of furniture, being dropped into shallow water, getting lodged in a tall tree or on the roof of a house, etc. If the item were simply retrieved, it would be immediately usable again, without any cleaning or repair necessary. In some extreme cases, the item in question may not even be out of easy reach, but instead simply requires a slight upgrade or normal routine-maintenance, such as a circular-saw's needing a sharper blade, a lawn mower's needing a new spark plug, etc., not having a whole new appliance purchased.
Jbano syndrome by QuacksO May 24, 2018
Jbando is a scary person . If you say any slick shit to Jbando they will bitch slap you . Jbando can never get bitched by anybody but will bitch everybody . Jbando will bitch you even when your with your friends. Otherwise Jbando is a good person to be friends with.
Jbando is really scary
Jbando by IamJbando August 20, 2021
so ugly definitely Jbanzzz
Jbanzzz by bhjkal November 23, 2021
aka J-Banger, the dear leader - supreme overlord, whatever you call him; he's omnipotent. He's everywhere; act like he's watching.

jbanger dot com, incredible imagery
Person 1: "Hey man, I saw a bunch of JBANGER posters and stickers around the place. I even saw someone wearing a shirt, whats that all about?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the following has grown. Billboards are next. Have you seen the website? All hail the leader, JBANGER!"
JBANGER by all hail jbanger April 6, 2024

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026