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Dildodore 

play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.
"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"

"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"

"yeah. what a Dildodore."
Dildodore by suq madiq August 5, 2009
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DildoNose 

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺
Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!
DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019
The highest number imaginable, or the largest possible amount of something.
Stacy loves and misses Azha dildoren.
Dildoren by DavinciKisser January 12, 2019

DildoNose 

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺
Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?
DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

Dildocorn 

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.
Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!
Dildocorn by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010

dildonor 

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.
Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.
dildonor by gregben June 8, 2021

Dildomometer 

A fictitious insertable device referred to as a way to measure a woman’s sexual prowess.
I'd give her a '7' on the Dildomometer scale...
Dildomometer by DG1 December 9, 2008