masturboard 

the act of masturbating on a keyboard and leaving the remnants dry.

I just totally masturboarded on that dudes keybaord.

masturboard by Zeinzu July 31, 2009

Masturboard 

Verb.

See masturboarding

Tell me where the drugs are going or I will masturboard you

Masturboard by Masterboarder September 4, 2019

Masturwarding 

To masturbate in school/public places.

Look that kid is masturwarding!

Masturwarding by TheShinRamen December 11, 2012

masturbearding 

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

masturbearding by internetsensation May 27, 2009

Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.

Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.

Miki Masturbara by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturboat 

Whilst a man and a women are oriented head to toe with the women on top, the woman straddles the mans face with her breasts. The man begins to motorboat the women's breasts. Meanwhile the women is masturbating the man below. This could also be accomplished with two woman. Or a combination of large breasted men.

We shall masturboat, for your breast's are delightful.

Masturboat by Wayne Rathbun April 21, 2013

masturcard

A credit card that is used almost exclusively for buying porn online.

Woohoo! Another Britney sex vid hit the net today... time to charge something to the ol' masturcard!

masturcard by Ninth December 11, 2008