Tebowned 

To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.

7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned

Tebowned by JohnnyBJ April 9, 2010

tebowned 

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

tebowned by Matt January 8, 2007

tebowned 

to lose Heisman contention and an appearance in the BCS national championship in the same game.

"Dude, Alabama just tebowned Tim Tebow."

tebowned by mordacil December 7, 2009

Tebowner 

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

Tebowner by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

Tebowner 

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

Tebowner by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

tebowner 

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

tebowner by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009

Tebowed 

To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.

Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?

Tebowed by T-Bake May 6, 2009