When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

Piss-Jaculate by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

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Meal jaculate

When you over eat to the point of being sick. Then masterbate to fat girl porn.

Cant wait to finish the 3 stacks of pancakes so I can meal jaculate .

Meal jaculate by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020

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E-jaculate

What you do while watching porn on the internet

I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down

E-jaculate by fuckidunno October 12, 2011

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Like-Jaculate

Can apply to both individuals and groups.

For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.

Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).

Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)

*Megan and 15 other people like this*

Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!

... Later that day...

Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.

Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.

Like-Jaculate by MegsGirds October 13, 2011

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