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The sound you hear when the show NCIS goes to, and comes back from, a commercial.
"She's dead, Gibbs"
*screen goes black and white* PHOOF
phoof by punkminkis September 13, 2009
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The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.

Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"
"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"

"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"
Phoof by Splurgecentral July 14, 2009
Kate:"Did you just phoof?"

Alex: "I was on the airplane and let off a righteous phoof, my row wasn't to excited about that."
Phoof by pnwskier December 7, 2011
A device for filtering exhaled pot smoke which eliminates the smell and absorbs resin; usually made from a container stuffed with scented dryer sheets and has two holes- one to exhale into and the other is the "exhaust;"

Initially it was made by using an old papertowel roll tube. You stuffed it full of dryer sheets and put duct tape around it for strength.
"When you take a hit, blow it out through the phoof so it won't stink up the place."
-many weed smokers

"You must use a phoof, if you smoke on campus. It's a tube you blow the smoke through or an exhaust."
-many a college student

"Oh crap she got a big hit, then just started coughing and couldn't even think about using the phoof!"
-Unhappy host
phoof by Lucy Sky Diamond February 21, 2009
Bill phoofed Stu's last beer!!
phoof by beetlegeusex3 December 22, 2008
Over the top attempts at "trying" to look like part of a life style or image that one is really not genuinely or originally connected too. eg..Bought ornaments that one places in ones house to try and display an image or familiarity of that particularly type of way of living that in actual fact one is new too or not really connected to at all.
The couple that had newly obtained a farm and farm house went out to antique shops and clearing sales and bought "phoof" to fill their house with to make it look as though they were 3rd generation farming people.
Phoof by ofrural January 8, 2019