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Phoof

The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.

Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"

"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"

"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"

by Splurgecentral July 14, 2009