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Popular TV series from the 1990s developed by standup comedian Jerry Sienfeld. The show followed the lives of four main characters living in New York. It was known as the "show about nothing", since the plots did not involve conventional storylines and typically did not resolve in the manner of most TV sitcoms. For example, one show's plot involved the four characters waiting for - and not getting - a table at a Chinese resturaunt. ALthough such plots may seem trivial, it should be noted that the show was (and is) widely regarded as being extremely funny.

A series of involved, random events with an uncertain outcome may be described as "Sienfeldian".
George's shoe heel got chewed off by Newman's dog, causing George to walk with a lean to the left, resultng in George bumping into the lamp and knocking it over which spilled Jerry's drink onto Elaine's dress which then had to be cleaned by the indian guy who runs the drycleaner who was subsequently deported after a report from Animal Control that he had been annoying Newman's dog, thereby causing the animal to chew shoes in frustration. It was Sienfeldian.
Sienfeld by Niles Oien February 3, 2005
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Taking a shit in a girl's mouth and then making her give u a bj with said shit still in her mouth.
Damn that bitch is nasty she would do anything even a Sienfeld.
Sienfeld by LesteerTheMolester July 11, 2009

Sienfeld Bet 

Come from a episode of Sienfeld. Where you get a couples freinds .. realtives .. what ever and see who can go the longest without masturbating. Although you don't know if the person masturbates and says they haven't, so you need an honor system and have close friends to do it with.
Eric: Dude, I was having a Sienfeld Bet with David
Scott: Well, how did it go?
Eric: HA, I won, of course, David is a chronic masterbater!
Scott: HAHA, Owned *DEMORALZING SHOUT*

The Seinfeld Curse 

The (superstitious) curse put on the cast and crew of Seinfeld, that disabled them from being able to start new shows.

Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Micheal Richards have each attempted to launch new sitcoms as title-role characters. Despite decent acclaim and even some respectable ratings, almost every show was canceled quickly, usually within the first season. This gave rise to the term Seinfeld curse: the failure of a sitcom starring one of the three, despite the conventional wisdom that each person's Seinfeld popularity should almost guarantee a strong, built-in audience for the actor's new show. Shows specifically cited regarding the Seinfeld curse are Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Watching Ellie, Jason Alexander's Bob Patterson and Listen Up!, and Michael Richards' The Michael Richards Show. Larry David once said of the curse, "It's so completely idiotic... It's very hard to have a successful sitcom."

However, the Emmy award-winning success of Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the CBS sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine has led many to believe that she has broken the 'curse'. In her acceptance speech, Louis-Dreyfus held up her award and exclaimed, "I'm not somebody who really believes in curses, but curse this, baby!" With Louis-Dreyfus playing Christine, the show has been on the air for four seasons with above-average ratings as of 2008.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus broke the Seinfeld curse when she starred in CBS's "The New Adventures of Old Christine."
The Seinfeld Curse by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009
Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.
-They sealed him up with the mint inside!
-THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM?
-Yes!
-Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things.
-Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!
seinfeld by EJL December 14, 2003

Seinfeld dream

a dream "about nothing". A dream that goes on and on with different scenes and people coming and going, but has no plot.
Tim - "You were in my dream last night."
Sue - "Really? What was the dream about?"
Tim - "Nothing, really. It was a Seinfeld dream."
Seinfeld dream by pancakejones December 19, 2009

Seinfeldian 

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."
Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.