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Buttered 

1. To be harshly, intensely high off of marijuana and the like. Typically used by people that are past the point of several hits, as your average sober Joe will use more sophisticated terms such as 'blazed' or 'lit'.
Dude. Me and the guys split a dub last night, and we got four fat joints, two huge grape blunts, and two fat bowls going around the group at the same time. We got so buttered man!
Buttered by TheWeedHead November 21, 2013

buttered 

The idea of being "butt hurt" about something, but buttered is what it sounds like if you say it fast.
Gosh, Nick is so buttered about Tim not inviting him over with everyone else.
buttered by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2007

Buttered 

a saying and or term used to express the sheer greatness of someone's new haircut
"Aye jit look at miko his barber BUTTERED his ass"
Buttered by flexhim November 21, 2020

Buttered 

Being 'Buttered' is to be slightly high or drunk.
"Awh man! Look at Bryan! He is so buttered, he even brought his own munchies!"
Buttered by Dick-Licker October 1, 2011

buttered 

Extremely intoxicated on any substance; mostly relates to alcohol.
You should have came to the kegger last night! Everyone was buttered!
buttered by dutchswiss November 22, 2006

buttered 

To get scammed into sex by a very unsavory whore, possibly while intoxicated
"Jesse got buttered"
buttered by Rodney Fluffer September 9, 2008