Bingled

To be got, hoodwinked, run amok, bamboozled in an obvious way, pwned, or otherwise yeeted in the manner of Zook Bingler, Esq.

John: You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night! I was getting out of the shower when Warren threw a pie in my face!

Tom: Oh man sounds like you got bingled!

John: Well if you think I was bingled just consider the top post of this definition and how absolutely bingled they got with this absolutely chonking galaxy brain answer to the question of what it is to be fully, completely, thoroughly, entirely, indubitably bingled with a side of chonkchonk and trank!

Bingled by jerrytom April 6, 2021

Bingled

To royally screw up in disappointing fashion

Fried Biscuits bingled the easiest level of Mario Sunshine again

Bingled by DefinitelyNotShadowKillerRB August 28, 2022

Bingled

To be caught naked by surprise

John : You wouldnt believe what happened to me last night. I had just jumped out of the shower and didnt know Warren had let himself in to my Joint.

Tom : Oh No

John : He totally Bingled me

Tom : Thats Terrible

Warren : It was Hot

Bingled by Johnny Freeway March 6, 2010

Bingley Time 

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

Bingley Time by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Dirty Bingley 

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

Dirty Bingley by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Vault 

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck

The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world

Bingley Vault by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Pizza 

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

Bingley Pizza by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019