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supply the purse 

To supply the purse is to Bring girls for the party. Or pay for your girl while you're out.
You make sure we have good music, and I'll supply the purse.
Don't worry about bringing cash to the bar baby, I'll supply the purse

hold the purse strings 

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money
They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness 

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.
“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse 

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

drinking the parsec sherbet

leaving home without the possibility of coming back
tomorrow's the flight. i'll stop by your house and say goodbye before drinking the parsec sherbet.