Muscat 

A city where there's nothing to do. Only go to shatti, or hangout.

LETS GO PARTYING AND HAVE FUN THE WHOLE WEEKEND! LOL JK, I live in Muscat.

Muscat by awesomenesspossumness December 12, 2010

Muscat 

Muscat is usually a person who has a large penis, and has a great love for eminem. They may consider themselves a "king" in certain sense, ie that they dominate in certain areas, or that they are funnier/more attractive than others. Generally a bit of a walking joke

He is definitely a Muscat. Look at him walking around thinking he is King

Muscat by Queenofstmarys June 29, 2011

Muscat 

small hairy man that makes you want to vomit

"Did you see that guy who just tried to hit on me, he was such a Muscat!"

Muscat by Tracey M April 30, 2009

Muscat 

A male genitalia with musket like functionality.
Sperm must be deposited manually through the shaft of the organ.
Does not work under water.

Give me a break woman, I am working with a muscat.

Muscat by ReesesP June 1, 2017

Muscat 

A common Maltese surname. Also used to describe a mentally retarded person.

I went to another city full of village muscats. Dont be such a muscat.

Muscat by Maltaeinstein June 11, 2019

muscat syndrome 

Having to do some homework , but wanting to do something else, but there isnt anything else... this is the syndrome common in people living in muscat for over 5 months.

Jan is knee deep in math homework, jan is bored of math homework.. jan looks out of the window... and then continues math homework because there is nothing else to do... he lives in muscat.. he therefore has .. muscat syndrome

muscat syndrome by Jan Schreurs November 25, 2007

Joseph Muscat 

Joseph Muscat is Malta's most corrupt man, who won the award for corruption in 2019. Corruption, destruction of the natural environment, Labour Party cronyism, car bombings and government-sanctioned assasinations of government critics all happened under his watch.
Booted out of office after being exposed in massive corruption scandals, as well as in the killing of a Labour Party critic.
Worshiped like a god by the ignorant laburist
Still free, as he is being protected by his puppet & lawyer, Robert Abela, who is a pathetic excuse of a prime minister.

Foxx il-Lejber u foxx dak il-liba Joseph Muscat.

Joseph Muscat by explorer59 August 8, 2020