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muscatine 

a small shitty town, that is amazingly boring. where the only thing people do is drink, smoke pot, or have sex. if you don't do anything that alters your state of mind, than you are a big fat loser & should go die, in a hole... by yourself.
you: do you want to go to muscatine?
me: do i want to get fucked up today..?
me: sure why not, what else is there to do?!
you: awesome, lets go!

muscatine by rachel burey June 27, 2008
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Muscatine 

The shittiest town in the U.S. where people just have sex, drink, and smoke because they are dumbass's with nothing better to do.
Q:Your from Muscatine?
A:yes, i have no life outside of stupid shit
Muscatine by skatersfordick March 5, 2009

Muscatine High School 

Muscatine High School is a large comprehensive high school located in Muscatine, Iowa known mostly for there high drug use and teen pregnancy the school even boasts a day care center, for the children of the students. There are many drug bust every year but they dont seem to help the high school is still the best place to pick up the best drugs in muscatine
"hey dude wannna get high tonight?" "sure but i dont have any bud.. we will have to stop at Muscatine High School and pick up a blunt"
Muscatine High School by MHSSTUDENT February 21, 2010

mescaline 

A psychoactive alkaloid that occurs naturally in peyote and other species of cacti. Chemically "3,4,5-trimethoxy-phenethylamine ". A psychedelic drug. Many people compare it to LSD and psilocybin (shrooms) but it is a unique drug, with effects that are similar, but not identical to the aforementioned substances---

---In short, effects are open and closed eye visuals, a euphoria similar to the high of MDMA but less intense and more pensive and analytical, a pleasant body buzz, increased energy, color enhancement, VERY heightened sense of humor (like smoking alot of strong sativa weed), and a sense of peace and unity with nature---

---Usually found in one of 3 varieties---

1) Extracted mescaline--- Looks like pale greenish-gold powder. Produced from cacti. Effects differ from pure mescaline due to presence of other alkaloids which alter the trip. Obtained from trustafarians, neo-hippies/psychonauts, and some rainbow family/legit hippies.

2)Poorly-synthesized mescaline--- Usually yellow or orange crystals. Trip can range from good to bad to just plain weird. Impurities from manufacture affect the trip. Obtained from connected hippies.

3) Properly-synthesized mescaline. The GOOD stuff. Purified mescaline in salt form. Snow-white needles, weird taste. AWESOME trip, probably my favorite out of the traditional four psychedelics (LSD,psilo,DMT, mescaline).
Obtained from Euro chemists. Hard to get and pricey but worth it.
Mescaline, the breakfast of champions.
mescaline by Buddha420 December 24, 2005

muscannes 

Muscannes/muscane is an expression to define a person who is addicted to feet porn Or worships feets.
Person 1- hey why are you licking your own feets? Gross!

Person 2- because I'm a muscannes/muscane
Person 1- oh sorry my bad I didn't know, enjoy!
muscannes by SAVAGE GIRL666 February 23, 2021

mustaine 

Used in the phrase "to pull a mustaine", to yell "FUCK YEAH!" in the most random and usually inappropriate of times.

Named for Dave Mustaine, vocalist/guitarist for Megadeth; derived from the song "The Mechanix", in which Mustaine for no reason yells "FUCK YEAH!" near the end.
"How could she tell Dave was watching the game and not listening to his girlfriend?"
"Well, she was talking about her sick cousin, but his team scored a goal and he just pulled a mustaine."

dave mustaine 

The god of thrash. Personally my all-time guitarist. Unlike little teenybopper bands around now like Green Day and My Chemical Romance, Dave Mustaine's band, Megadeth, plays a little thing called music. He was kicked out of Metallica after writing a large portion of their better music (a lot of stuff off Kill 'Em All and Ride the Lightning) but never received credit. Metallica is an awesome band as well, but in my eyes Megadeth will always be superior. Dave Mustaine is known for being one of, if not THE, best rhythm guitarists of all time. He can write symphonies of complex low-end riffing and put in screaming melodies and incredible lead breaks in the same 10 seconds. His playing abilities are also OFF THE CHARTS as compared to other rhythm guitarists. I myself would give a kidney, leg, and maybe an eye just to have his right hand.
Did you go to that Megadeth concert last night? Dave Mustaine's hands were FLYING when he was playing that 3rd solo in Hangar 18!
dave mustaine by Ian Davis January 11, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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