Bejigger
Bejigger by Countess Le Rose July 20, 2009
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benigger
An act or occurrence of significant misfortune or interference, usually inflicted by some third party or external force.
"I was beniggered by every traffic light on my way here!"
"We were beniggered last night by a gang of unsavory gentlemen muggers."
"Take heed sir, insult me again and great beniggerment shall befall ye."
"The beautiful outdoor wedding was heavily beniggered by a rain storm."
"If'n the sheriff tries for arrestin' us, little brother Cletus will benigger his efforts from that there roof top o'er yonder."
"We were beniggered last night by a gang of unsavory gentlemen muggers."
"Take heed sir, insult me again and great beniggerment shall befall ye."
"The beautiful outdoor wedding was heavily beniggered by a rain storm."
"If'n the sheriff tries for arrestin' us, little brother Cletus will benigger his efforts from that there roof top o'er yonder."
Beniggerant
Beniggerant by wagner_college May 28, 2012
benigger
Verb: for 'God' to allegedly 'curse' a Caucasian person by turning their skin black (1) as punishment for their disinterest in him ('God').
As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:
"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"
1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.
As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:
"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"
1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.
Husband: And yea, God did like totally benigger those Native Americans for not listening to him.
Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?
Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!
Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!
Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?
Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!
Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!
bejiggedy
A word used to describe something or someone that is weird, awkward, crazy, or messed up. It is always used in a negative connotation and mostly as an adjective. It can also refer to an action in/of a situation that is out of proportion to what may typically be socially acceptable.
Pronunciation- buh-'JIG-guh-dee
Other spellings- Bejigedy
Abbreviation- bejigg or bejig
Pronunciation- buh-'JIG-guh-dee
Other spellings- Bejigedy
Abbreviation- bejigg or bejig
The singer sang a bejiggedy high note because she was not singing correctly and using her breath support.
"Don't get too bejiggedy before your test! Being bejiggedy will make you neverous and you'll forget what you studied."
The traffic on the highway was bejiggedy because people were swerving erratically in and out of lanes, which slowed my commute to work.
The customer expected to redeem a 30% off coupon that had expired two years ago and was extremely rude and bejiggedy with the salesperson.
"Don't get too bejiggedy before your test! Being bejiggedy will make you neverous and you'll forget what you studied."
The traffic on the highway was bejiggedy because people were swerving erratically in and out of lanes, which slowed my commute to work.
The customer expected to redeem a 30% off coupon that had expired two years ago and was extremely rude and bejiggedy with the salesperson.
bejiggedy by Singsomuch April 21, 2014
bjigger
shut the hell up you bjigger