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blow-lunch tie 

A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.
A meeting with the boss? I'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over.
blow-lunch tie by Duckbutt January 25, 2006

blow your lunch 

To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
Leonardo de Crappio is so effeminate, he makes me want to puke.

Blow up on the launch pad 

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

blowpunch 

when a woman punches a man in the face while giving him head, usually in retaliation for a donkey punch
Yeah, I got this black eye from Nancy when she gave me a blowpunch.
blowpunch by cilicat February 12, 2010

blowlunch 

A blowlunch is a person who vomits. It also can be a perjorative implying the only thing the subject can do is vomit.
That guy is a fucktard, assclown and total blowlunch.
blowlunch by Le Grande Raoul January 9, 2011