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Bowflex Bill 

any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account
a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.

b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".

c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.
Bowflex Bill by XdfX October 14, 2007
A home gym. Has rods instead of weights. Power rods that is.
Jacob Hill owns a bowflex. He is strong.
Bowflex by HuffNumber9 April 5, 2004
NOUN. A male partner with whom you have had a sexual or romantic relationship, but he is not a good friend.

A male with whom you have had a close bond with, but the male has become the enemy.

Example: LuckybaileyTV has a new show about this guy, Darren, who stalks his girlfriend until she has to move away for a year to get rid of him.
Darren is the boyfoe that stalks me after I broke up with him.
BOYFOE by lucky bailey rocks December 26, 2019

bowflexmaster 

A really ripped guy that works out on the bowflex to the point of mastering it. His diet consists of cheeseburgers.

He has huge biceps, a niiiiiiice chest and a rock-hard six-pack.
Man 1: Holy shit! How is that guy so muscular?!
Man 2: I heard he uses the Bowflex PowerPro.
Man 1: Damn I gotta get me one of those!"
bowflexmaster by Weeeeeee! July 7, 2005
what you call the person you’re dating when they are your enemy (girlfoe can be used for the other gender)
I am my girlfriends boyfoe

The Bowflex 

A sexual maneuver named for its many moving parts as well as for the stamina and strength needed to sustain it. In a missionary position, grab the female partner's left shoulder with your left hand and slide your right arm under her ass. Pull her ass up off the bed so that you're on your elbow. Position yourself, and push your body off the ground on your tip-toes. As you pump downward, pull her body upward with your hand under her ass, and use your left hand to keep her from sliding away.
"I gave Maria the Bowflex for like an hour last night."
The Bowflex by Vizi April 2, 2008