Hassock 

Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.

Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!

Hassock by steveism February 25, 2009

haslock 

The wool on a sheep's throat and neck, also deemed to being very fashionable in humans, whereas they only grow the hair in their neck and keep it as that and shave every other part of their body, for some people with this kind of fashion, though, they don't have any pubes. As many people believe this is a good look - many people think otherwise... Wonder why...

Person 1: Hey, Do you like my haslock?
Person 2: No, what the actual fuck, Eddie

haslock by Alezf July 31, 2019