malcolmism
malcolmism by yousayfrickisayheck February 8, 2019
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Malcolmitis
N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.
See also Malcolmish
See also Malcolmish
Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Malcolmitis by Lee3PO September 30, 2005
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Malcolmish
Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I'm feeling really malcolmish.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I'm feeling really malcolmish.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Malcolmish by Lee3PO September 30, 2005
Malcolmsgf
Malcolmsgf by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021
Malcolms Toe
While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
Malcolms Toe by anonymous March 17, 2023
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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