Doucheflake

A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.

That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.

by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009

Doucheflake

A snowflake who can’t stand other people’s opinions or real-world facts, yet has no problem jamming their fantasy bull crap down everyone else’s throat.

The doucheflakes were out in force, crying about police brutality while throwing any rock or bottle within reach.

by Ice Cream Operator December 28, 2020

douchequake

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

by nme! January 18, 2009

Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.

Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.

by ronious January 13, 2010

douchefluence

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.

Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...

by TeamDouchefluence August 15, 2015

douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007