a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.

oh shit I should not have sent that risky text

risky text by vapegod420 June 29, 2015

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risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.

I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.

risky shift by Bobw39 August 12, 2017

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Schrödinger's risky text

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.

Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!

Schrödinger's risky text by Blurrific March 19, 2020

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