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Precocknition 

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.
He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

Precockupied 

To always have cock on one's mind.

To be preoccupied with cock.
I tried to talk politics with Cindy, but all she wanted to do was blow balls. I never met a girl that was so precockupied!
Precockupied by Michael P September 17, 2006

preclockulate

Attempting to clock out of work prior to finishing a shift of work.
No! Don't go now, you're gonna preclockulate.
preclockulate by David Hhfwefe11324 February 10, 2018

Precocknition 

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.
"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"
Predlocks are dreadlocks that are worn by people that look like Predator from the movie Predator.
Chris Bosh (Predator) had to shave his predlocks once he got to Miami.
Predlocks by Boshisaraptor February 20, 2011

prolocking 

A word to describe a type of walk or run usually related to an animals movement
The deer prolocked through the field
The bunny was prolocking around’
prolocking by ninilicious July 2, 2023