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Precocknition 

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.
He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

Precockupied 

To always have cock on one's mind.

To be preoccupied with cock.
I tried to talk politics with Cindy, but all she wanted to do was blow balls. I never met a girl that was so precockupied!
Precockupied by Michael P September 17, 2006

preclockulate

Attempting to clock out of work prior to finishing a shift of work.
No! Don't go now, you're gonna preclockulate.
preclockulate by David Hhfwefe11324 February 10, 2018

Precocknition 

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.
"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"
Predlocks are dreadlocks that are worn by people that look like Predator from the movie Predator.
Chris Bosh (Predator) had to shave his predlocks once he got to Miami.
Predlocks by Boshisaraptor February 20, 2011

prolocking 

A word to describe a type of walk or run usually related to an animals movement
‘The deer prolocked through the field’
‘The bunny was prolocking around’
prolocking by ninilicious July 2, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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