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shit apple 

Some one who is being annoying or you dont like very much
shit apple by Nikkuh January 4, 2006

apple shit 

A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.
1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting
apple shit by saveriox March 4, 2007

(shit and apple butter) 

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.
I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!

shit green apples 

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.
"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."
shit green apples by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.
Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

Shitapple 

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.
Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/
Shitapple by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019