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The Holidaze 

/ðə hɒlədiz/

the two back-to-back celebratory days of 4/19 (Bicycle Day) and 4/20 (stoner holiday)
Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.

holidazed 

To become dazed and confused by the excessive displays, advertisements, etc. of any holiday.
Nowadays its getting hard to avoid being holidazed.
holidazed by jpg3 November 23, 2013
"Holiva's holding hands that's so cuute! There so dating!"
Larries:...The lord is testing me
Holiva by Allette January 18, 2021

Tess Holiday 

When someone with a real eating disorder is forced to temporarily suspend their normal routine of restriction/purging/exercise and/or safe foods due to external circumstances beyond their control (family vacation/road trip, presence of others, lack of safe foods being available, etc) and is forced to eat like a typical normie.

This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".
Tessie: "Did you hear that every May 6th is international "No Diet Day"?
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".
Tess Holiday by Anathemata September 23, 2021

holity address 

The holity address is part of a hendfice, wheras the sablity address is itself a hendfice, encompasing several subdricts within it (as you can imagine, it may be a problem if one provides an address with the wrong minity)

A holity address of residential address always spomed inside a glode together (as the law requires) with four other holity addresses
May I ask for what purpose you need the address? This will help me decide whether to use the holity or sablity address.

For the contact address, should I give my sablity address or my holity address?

A holity address is not interchangeable with a sablity address -- they are completely different!
holity address by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Hoppo Holiday 

1. A no call or a no show at work.

2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.

3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.

4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired

5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in

to work on a given day.
"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"

"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"

"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
Hoppo Holiday by studminustheu February 18, 2010