A treefer is a person who shows significant similarities to the external appearence of a tree. This word is also used to describe a person who similarly shows the main characteristics of said tree.
The person therefore is a dull bastard.
To be treeved by a treefer is to be bored shitless.
PIE. the treefer king or for those unfimiliar with this person.
lucky fucks.
Noun. A form of basketball defense in which the defender mimics a tree. This is often accomplished by waving your hands majestically like a tree's branches in the wind. Occasionally the defender slaps gently at the ball in the opponent's hands. The goal of treefense is to prevent the opponent from scoring by making them laugh and miss their shot.
Bob could not stop Eston's drive to the hoop so he used treefense to win the game.