Monkey 

The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe

Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys

Monkey by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020

Monkey 

A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.

"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"

Monkey by babyfrieza December 1, 2011

monkey 

A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.

I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate

monkey by sharmasaab21 July 18, 2013

Monkey 

A womens vagina (better known as pussy)

Let me ram my dick in your monkey.

Monkey by Katy the white girl July 26, 2006

Monkey 

Monkeys are haplorhine ("dry-nosed") primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species. Many monkey species are tree-dwelling (arboreal), although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons. Most species are also active during the day (diurnal). Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent, particularly Old World monkeys.

Hey there is a monkey over there in the bush!

Monkey by M.Nightsmamalalmadingdong July 9, 2016

monkey 

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

monkey by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003

Monkey 

Verb--to roast/burn a complete and total idiot when you can't think of anything else dumb enough for them to understand. Go back in their evolution, if they ever evolved in the first place!! XD

"OMG ur soooo stupid! You monkey!! No wonder you're not evolved enough to know what 1+1 is."

Monkey by the_bEsTpErSo_NeVeR September 8, 2022