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A game developed in the early 2000's in Sheffield, England that involves a foam baseball bat and a sofa. The idea of the game is to jump into the sofa with the baseball bat and make the loudest noise possible whilst still in the air. The strike on the sofa must be completed before any part of the body touches the sofa. The winner is the competitor who produces the loudest noise

The name of the game originated from 'whamming' the sofa with the foam bat
Fancy a game of Whammage?

Sure. Hope we don't wake anyone up!!
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whamageddon 

A game, where the goal is to avoid hearing the son "Last Christmas" by Wham for as long as possible. The game typically starts 1st of December and lasts until Christmas Eve. The game is trust-based and you only lose if you hear the original.
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whamageddon by Erlink December 22, 2017

whaddaguy 

n. a guy who's a real guy. a guy's guy. a guy who just know's how to be a guy.
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He's a real guy's guy. Whaddaguy!

Oh come on! Whaddaguy!
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Whamdangler

A whamdangler is a term used to describe your penis once it has been peirced,tattood, or permanently decorated in any way.Fashionably decorated male genitalia or blinged out balls.
Toby works at the ballpark restroom, and he said 30% of all men have whamdanglers

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Whamdanglers 

man look at those whamdanglers! foookin HUGE!
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Whambagging 

The act of pleasuring ones self, by placing their penis between a toilet seat the toilet rim and slamming like shaquille o'neal
Favoured by one half of Wham's George Micheal.

" Hey Andy, fancy come Whambagging??"
Whambagging by Richie Blackwood February 28, 2009