doggles 

noun: canine protective eyewear

origin: elision of the words "dog" and "goggles"

Fido's colorful bandana and jaunty doggles assured us of his continued status as gayest dog on the beach.

doggles by KatieOh! September 18, 2006

Doggles 

Glasses specifically made for dogs.

I bought some sick doggles yesterday!

Doggles by Yuruk_Hunt December 19, 2019

Doggles 

Goggles worn exclusively by dogs.

Before I put my dog in the side car, I should put on her doggles.

Doggles by CrankyKramer April 9, 2023

Doggles 

Doggles: A Brand Of Goggles Made Specifically For Dogs!

Person 1: Hey, Check out this new model of Doggles!
Person 2: Um..Okay.

Doggles by st4rr3y eyes October 23, 2023

Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

Take a look at those dishcloth dongles

Dishcloth Dongles by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020

Schlong Doggled 

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.

That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...

Schlong Doggled by bobondeez February 23, 2013

doggledick 

When one has excessive hair on and around the penis. This includes hair on the shaft of the penis.

So I was getting relly intimate with this guy last night, and when I pulled down his pants, all I could see was hair everywhere. He had a doggledick!

doggledick by platypus72 October 9, 2009