Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.

Misfire by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013

Misfire

Deaky wrote a c u m s o n g

Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire

Misfire by TripleR_FEAD September 29, 2020

Misfire

When you are jerking off to porn videos, and are past the point of no return for blowing your load, and the only thing on the screen is some dude's face instead of the chick who is supposed to be getting reamed.

I was in the middle of blowing my load when the only thing I could see in the video was some guy making a stupid face. Total Misfire.

Misfire by Smith Master September 1, 2009

Misfire

Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.

"dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!"

"Sorry bro it was a misfire."

Misfire by JohnPatrickMCP November 3, 2008

Misfire

When you go to pee but your penis moves and you pee all over the wall.

Yo bro I just misfired in dat public bathroom dey gonna hafta clean dat up

Misfire by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016

Misfire

When you're about to bust a nut and then the feeling suddenly vanishes with no cumshot with your dick going limp and forcing you to wait to get hard again

Guy 1: "I was about to shoot my load all over this slut, but I misfired and had to wait 15 minutes before we could resume!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"

Misfire by Greenknight9000 March 16, 2020

Misfire

Luigi’s side special has a small chance of an uncharged attack acting fully charged, likely leading to a kill confirm.

Opponent: You’re not getting this one.
You: All I gotta do is misfire.

Misfire by Genevis April 21, 2020