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Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

nuttier than squirell shit 

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".
This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

Squirrelled 

I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.
Squirrelled by MonStar78 June 26, 2016

squeezel 

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?
squeezel by Locker June 11, 2007

Sqeejelly 

A magical unicorn. He has a unibrow and when one plucks it, he poops out a rainbow. He has a magic hoof that has a bellybutton on the bottom of it. He eats the dandruff out of his long, luscious two inch mane.
Oh Sqeejelly, can I have some of that nice, yammish looking dandruff?
Sqeejelly by unicornlover January 31, 2009
Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.
Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.
squeebel by rsguy225 October 28, 2018