failpod 

any ipod that shuffles to a song that breaks the rythym of the party

"Ah! Hannnah Montana?! whose failpod is this?"

failpod by paulwaul October 30, 2008

failPod 

A "jailbroken" iPhone/iPod Touch of any generation that crashes or does something negligible to its own health.

"Hey, why are you throwing that perfect iPod Touch away?!"

"Dude, the springboard crashed when I tried to download the fail button. It's not an iPod anymore, it's a failPod.

failPod by ThexSuicidexT August 20, 2010

Failportunity 

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

Failportunity by Brownwater March 2, 2009

failpocketed

verb: when a person fails at pickpocketing, or is caught pickpocketing.

Man, I was failpocketed by Sarah last week. What a jerk.

failpocketed by UrMommmm!! April 1, 2010

Fairpods

Wireless white earbuds that look like airpods but are connected to an Android device.

Hey did you see that kid? He’s got Fairpods in!

Fairpods by BigSuffi March 6, 2019

Fairpods

Fake AirPods basically

Dude I’m broke so I can only afford fairpods

Fairpods by Lamal344 April 17, 2020

Fairpods

Fake AirPods or something that’s supposed to look like AirPods

P1 : do u see those big ass shower heads in his ears

P2 : that bitch got fairpods 🤣

Fairpods by Crackerakeraker September 14, 2021