Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person'
s crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the
target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open
toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.
"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "
Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"
"I told you I had a cold,
ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the
yellow and green hues."