When a VD spreads and touches your
mouth, the blistering pain makes you
tell your
doctor you think you have a "VG"... Trust me, it ain't fun...
Man 1: Last year, after I banged a cheap hooker bareback and gave her oral, the VD was so severe that I couldn't
walk straight and looked like a
15 yr old pizza-face.
Man 2: Hahaha, I remember, you told me you thought you caught a "VG". Pussy...
Man 1: We'll see who'll be laughing when I give you
sister an angry pirate!