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solar flares

prominences of super-heated plasma expelled by the sun
The temperature on Mercury rises when there is increased activity of solar flares from the sun.
solar flares by Anonymous November 3, 2003

solar flares

Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
solar flares by Luigi January 14, 2005

solar flares

Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.
Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.
solar flares by The Poetess November 2, 2003

solar flares

Trousers which become wider towards the ankles, and melt things
Ooh i say, those flares are bright today Colin
solar flares by Weeto November 2, 2003

solar flares

when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out
the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.
solar flares by lalala November 3, 2003

solar flares

Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)
"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"
solar flares by akm13 November 3, 2003