The act of drawing or otherwise rendering the image of a penis or a penis and testicles on something, usually someone else's property, as a means of playing a prank.
When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.
Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"
The best shot on a foosball table. Utilizes a backpin and dribbling back and forth until release in a swift easymotion and ends up in the hole for a score.