Flacid
A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection
Flacid by kingfloppymonster May 13, 2005
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An erect penis in this parallel universe
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flacid by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008
Flacid
When a guy's dick is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. If you're lucky your boyfriend won't try and slap you in the face with it.
Chip: hahahha, i'm gonna slap you in the face with my flacid penis!!!!
Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
Flacid by traelsldffadlsk February 4, 2012
Flacid
Girls Question: "If I were an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"
Flacid by Johnny McSteampot March 8, 2008
Flacid
A drinking game combining flip cup and beer pong that theoretically gets you so wasted that you can't get it up, hence it's name.
It starts with four cups lined up in a straight line on each corner of the table filled 1/4 way with beer. There are two people per team and they stand on opposite sides of the table so that they can shoot into each other's four cups. The first two people shoot. If someone gets a cup in, the person has to drink the cup and then flip it before he or she can shoot again. First team to get it in all four cups and flip them, wins.
It starts with four cups lined up in a straight line on each corner of the table filled 1/4 way with beer. There are two people per team and they stand on opposite sides of the table so that they can shoot into each other's four cups. The first two people shoot. If someone gets a cup in, the person has to drink the cup and then flip it before he or she can shoot again. First team to get it in all four cups and flip them, wins.
"Dude last night I played 5 games of flacid in a row and I was so messed up I had to have stacy drive my car home"
Flacid by bostongirlx02 August 6, 2008