albatross 

A metaphor for a dead weight or burden that one must carry, especially when the burden is not a literal one but a stigma of some kind that one cannot easily discard or throw off. The name comes from a story about a sailor who killed an albatross that was following his ship, an act thought to bring bad luck upon the ship. His fellow sailors made him wear the dead albatross around his neck as penance to ward off the bad luck.

Joe: I have wonderful news! I finally got laid last night!

Jim: Congrats, man! Doesn't it feel good to not have that albatross around your neck any more?

albatross by ieatboogers August 22, 2010

albatross 

A sexual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a blow job, taking it in the butt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird.

Hey Andrew call up a couple of your mates and lets have an albatross session.

albatross by Td Jakes September 20, 2005

Albatross 

Albatross also refers to a person who completes you..who is your savior who is an early bird or erkenci kus in turkish.
Everyone needs an Albatross in his/her life.

Girl - my boyfriend is my only Albatross
Girl 2 - I'm looking for my Albatross in him

Albatross by Truly broken February 25, 2019

albatross 

1) A large bird that is said to give bad luck to sailors.
2) Anything or anyone which is seen as an omen of bad fortune.
2) The oldest pub in Berkley, California.

At length did cross an Albatross:
Thorough the fog it came;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.

It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmsman steered us through!

And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariners' hollo!

In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white Moon-shine.

"God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!--
Why look'st thou so?"--With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.

-the Rime of the Ancient Mariner

albatross by Kevin Smith January 1, 2004

Albatross 

1) Golf term, putting the ball into the hole 3 strokes under par.

2) A type of bird. Said to bring bad luck to anyone who shoots it.

1) Alright! Albatross!

Albatross by Arran January 3, 2005

Albatross 

Three strokes under par in one golf hole.

You cannot get an albatross on a par-3 hole.

Albatross by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

Albatross 

A type of bird, however, in the context of Rossmoyne Senior high school, Albatross refers to a teacher named Albert Lyons. It is most commonly used by a tight knitted group of students who are familiar with the inside joke though others have caught on and started using this name for Mr Lyons.

Albatross looked at me again hehe; Albatross is unaware of one of the students on their phone again.

Albatross by Albatross studying Scientist July 3, 2019