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The Intubator 

When one person lays on their back (supine) on a table, or other flat surface with their head slightly tilted back (hyperextended),(much like if you were tea bagging). The male then does a tongue jaw lift and then inserts their cock and balls ( penis and testacies) through the mouth (oral pharynx) into the wind pipe (trachea), or as far as it will reach.
Did you see Martin EZ give that chick the Intubator? She took it rather well don’t you think?
Did you see Rikki Tikki get the Intubator? That shit was wack yo!
Rey-Rey gave the Intubator to that chubby slut.
Shaker gave that bitch a shitty Intubator… He went to the wrong hole.
The Intubator by TokRa August 5, 2008
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The-Incubator 

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk
The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

The-Incubator 

A human miracle. Legend has it that he will someday return and restore wit to the world.

The Irish Incubator 

A preparation of potatoes involving the injection of semen before boiling, in order to "incubate" the sperm that was injected. As the potatoes cook, the sperm creates a better flavor and texture. This process makes any meal 100 times better.
"Hey Sam, did you do anything different for dinner tonight? It was really good."
"Yeah man, I made the Irish Incubators."
The Irish Incubator by rfWavy February 19, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026