Shitmup 

A point where you can't think very clearly and you have trouble remembering something so simple.

Bob: wats the thing called that allows you to talk without seeing the person?
Other Bob: the phone?...
Bob: YA! thats it!
Other Bob: oh my... YOU JUST HAD A SHITMUP!

Shitmup by DC&AB July 4, 2008

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

shitmuffin by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

shitcup 

An amusing way to get back at a friend by hiding a cup full of shit in the person's room. Then watching the unsuspecting victim try to find out where the smell is coming from. Depending how bad you need to get back at them determines how hard the "shitcup" should be hidden.

Alan was trying to pick up my girlfriend the other night so I "shitcupped" his bedroom and he still has no ideas why his room smells like shit.

shitcup by BH1672 November 3, 2006

Shitmush Dinner

Shitmush Dinner is christmas dinner when cooked by someone who is sadly lacking in culinary skills, has no concern for nutritional content, or both.

Did you have a nice Christmas Dinner?

Not really; the mother-in-law can't cook to save her life. So we don't really have Christmas Dinner.... more like ShitMush Dinner....

Shitmush Dinner by Sidiek December 29, 2009

shitup 

A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.

Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.

shitup by white polo and jeans July 27, 2012

shitmunk 

when you shit in a womans mouth and her cheeks puff out like a cute chipmunk.

I just pulled a shitmunk on some chic, then I punched her in the face, and she became a mud bitch.

shitmunk by eddie the wordsmith September 8, 2011

shitmuff 

a name for really stupid cops...or cops who are not stable enough to be a cop

officer strout is a shitmuff

shitmuff by homerun derby May 10, 2010