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belongings expansion 

Mysterious phenomenon by which belongings no longer fit into ones suitcase when returning home from vacation, even after having acquired no additional items.
"What the hell man, i haven't acquired a damn thing since we got here, and suddenly nothing fits in this suitcase!"
"What you've got here is a case of BELONGINGS EXPANSION."
belongings expansion by clemy January 1, 2012

Belonglongs 

Anything you want it to be. any body part, any article of clothing, any object of desire, name calling for people, pet name, name of dislikable person, food, toy, teacher, an adjective, noun or verb.
Did I leave my Belonglongs in the library. Oh snap!..My Belonglong are swollen! Where are my belonglongs? I shall belong you!

Belongingship 

Belongingship is supposed to describe a situation in which most likely female finds herself mentally attached to a male who doesn't treat her well. She cant break away though.
The guy treats me like a piece of s....I have to do everything he tells me. But I still like him..I am in a belongingship..
Belongingship by Molton69 October 31, 2010

belonking 

V.
Present participle of belonk.

Belonk
1. The art of touching in or around someones rear end when not asked to do so.

2. Nonconsensual rear cleaning.
Fred: Hey Jeff, wanna go ass belonking this weekend?
Jeff: What the fuck are you talking about? Thats disgusting.

Fred:....
Jeff: Just kidding you butter fuck! (Belonking ensues)
belonking by Da-ba-cherry November 17, 2011
To break something.

Can be used in the past tense or present tense.
David BELANGED the movie in class today.

Stop BELANGING my heart.

Jon will BELANG the salad tongs.
Belanging by 1234lold December 12, 2017

Bumlongings 

Items that belong to or are in the posession of a Hobo, bum, or homeless person.
That guy dropped his bumlongings all over the ground
Bumlongings by Infidel4life2010 December 2, 2018