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What if our conceptualization of the shape in which the universe expands is entirely wrong?
Hym "Ok, so everybody has probably seen the picture of the expansion of the universe as it relates to the big bang, right? If not, look it up quick. It's like a Kamehameha of spacetime. But WHAT IF... There is a 4th dimension... Right? Now, I know that's not profound or original... YET! Ok!? I'm getting to that part! Stay with me! So, imagine the way in which this 4th dimension exists... Allows for every point in the universe... To be considered the edge of the universe... So, when a star collapses... And creates a black hole... It's like a hole in a balloon... So the contents of the universe are spilling out into the not-universe... Even though it doesn't look like the black hole is at the edge... And the REASON... that smaller stars don't create black holes... Is that they don't generate enough force to pop the balloon... And you could say "Well, we've seen 2 black holes collide so how could 2 balloon holes interact with eachother in that way" and there the balloon analogy breaks down.... But I think it's and interesting concept. That the universe is both expanding and deflating at the same time and as stars collapse and turn into black holes... Eventually, there will be a tipping point where the rate of deflation supersedes the rate of expansion and begins to collapse back in on itself... It's kind of like oscillating universe theory except I have a 4th dimension that does whatever I need it to do to allow for oscillating universe..."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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Expansion jutsu

When your in bed with a girl and you are about to buss you scream to the top of your lungs expansion jutsu and you put all your fingers in her asshole and stretch her asshole as wide as you can and you cum in her asshole
Man i did some expansion jutsu on a hooker last night she wont be doing anal for a while
by Lenman1 January 19, 2021
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Expansion Pack

Slang for gay.
Jake: Harris is an expansion pack
by JakeB_YT December 14, 2018
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Expansion jutsu

Your in bed with a girl and when you are about to cum you scream the loudest you can expansion jutsu and you squeeze all your fingers in her asshole and rip it apart and then cum in her asshole
Man i did expansion jutsu on a hooker last night
by Lenman1 January 19, 2021
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Expansion Pack

A container with "Expansion" cans of soda or beer.
I wanted to buy a six-pack of Coke, but the Expansion Packs were on sale, so we bought those instead.

How many sodas are in an Expansion Pack? Expansion, duh.
by someone_else_stupid May 14, 2011
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PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!
Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"
by illgamer97 March 31, 2013
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Octo Expansion

"Hey I got Octo Expansion."
"You let the 8 Ball Fall - Test Failed."
by Woomynator May 30, 2019
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