Put Together 

A woman who is dressed professionally and is also stylish can be described as “put together.” A neutral compliment devoid of any sexual overtones.

Have you seen Svetlana today? She’s always so beautiful and put together.

Put Together by Oceanvandal1 November 6, 2018

put together 

used in the car business. to make something seem more appealing than it really it. a different way of lying.

Fred, this guy wants the Altima, but he said he wants $300 payments... ima use the put together plan and put him in a Versa.

put together by That dude JAE October 17, 2008

put together 

A slang term used to explain that someone has either been taken advantage of or ripped off or has been made to look foolish.

You paid 150 dollars for a fake Rolex? And you knew it was fake? You just got put together!

put together by erGONOMic May 18, 2008

Meth and cocaine put together 

When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'

"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"

Meth and cocaine put together by Brickyjinx September 29, 2013

Put the puzzle together dipshit 

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

Put the puzzle together dipshit by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

put two and two together 

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

put two and two together by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! 

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! by innmypusay May 17, 2022