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1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..
1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!
mortaled by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008
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mortalled 

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
mortalled by missscarlett October 24, 2008
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exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense
i was absolutle mortled last night!
- i was completely steaming drunk last night
mortled by alleycat January 5, 2008

Mortaley 

The surname of that awesome, small group of mainly philosophers and teachers. The family resides in mostly Canada but there are far-out reachers who tend to travel the world before returning home. If there were any big question in life you can bet that the Mortaley's have already questioned it. This family also very much enjoys drinking and partying.
Mortaley 1 :"What is the meaning of life?"

Mortaley 2: "Stop thinking so much and take a drink already!"
Mortaley by Iveris01 June 28, 2009
Roman Catholic; a mortal sin is one which must be confessed to a priest
a mortaler for example is killing another human being
mortaler by ofm November 24, 2013

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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