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mortaler

Roman Catholic; a mortal sin is one which must be confessed to a priest
a mortaler for example is killing another human being
by ofm November 24, 2013
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mortaled

1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..
1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!
by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008
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maniac moralers

A small (but tight-knit) group of truly insane people at Stanford Dance Marathon. Apparently just being a dancer for 24 hours isn't quite enough, so they show up early, leave late, go insanely nuts the entire time, and make everyone else feel silly for even considering taking a break.
"My feet hurt. But if the maniac moralers can do 30 minutes of cartwheels... on stage... in ninja turtle costumes... to Lady Gaga's Pokerface... I guess I can keep going."
by Farm Life January 23, 2010
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Mortaley

The surname of that awesome, small group of mainly philosophers and teachers. The family resides in mostly Canada but there are far-out reachers who tend to travel the world before returning home. If there were any big question in life you can bet that the Mortaley's have already questioned it. This family also very much enjoys drinking and partying.
Mortaley 1 :"What is the meaning of life?"

Mortaley 2: "Stop thinking so much and take a drink already!"
by Iveris01 June 28, 2009
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mortamer

A name referred to a person that tends to have the curiosity of consuming his/her own poo.
Hey! Did u see that mortamer in the public restroom squatted down, peering into the poo pot!?
by goochma September 24, 2007
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